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David and Michael were lost in the Sahara desert.
They were dying of thirst when thy saw a masjid.
David said: “Look, let’s pretend v r Muslims,
otherwise
we’ll not get any food or drink. I m going to call myself “Ahmed.”
Michael refused to change his name, and said:I will not pretend to be other than but what I am!”
The Imam of masjid received both well n asked about their names.
David said:”My name is Ahmed”
Michael said :”My name is Michael”
The Imam turned to his helpers and said: ‘Please bring food and water for Michael only’
than he turned to David and said:

Dear Ahmed
RAMADAN MUBARAK

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